How has your August been? Hope its been as great as mine or even greater. For the first time I visited a church--Temple Of Praise, in Beltsville, Maryland and it was amazingly FUN. And on the bulletin they handed to us, was this joke that I decided to share with all of you that stop by. I call this our first IceBreaker on this site and hopefully there would be more to come.
JOKE: "THE DOLLAR BILLS"
There were two old dollar bills. One was $100 dollar bill and the other was a $1 dollar bill.
The $100 dollar bill said, "I've lived a good life. I've been to the amusement park, the theater, the zoo and baseball games."
"Wow," said the $1 dollar Bill. "You sure have had a good life."
"Where have you been?" asked the $100 dollar bill
"Oh I have been to a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Lutheran church and an Episcopal church.
The $100 dollar bill said, "What is a church?"
Hope I found or touched your sense of Humor :D
Preserve your Saltiness